Aluminum Industry Professional Gifts

"I'm afraid the celebrities we have are all from the aluminum industry."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Electric car

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'Business is very good. We'll soon be moving to smaller premises.'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Man asking a clairvoyant about the future.

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

'Somehow, somewhere, someone's skimming the profits.'

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

"It'll cut into our profit margin if we encourage them to drink responsibly."

Land Of The Free And Home To A Lot Of Cheap Stuff

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

Hiree to Coffee Company Hirer: 'What are the perks?'

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

"I like everything about the car except it's expression."