Aluminum Industry Professional Mugs

"I'm afraid the celebrities we have are all from the aluminum industry."

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Electric car

Volkswagen Scandal

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

The American Nightmare.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

'Business is very good. We'll soon be moving to smaller premises.'

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Man asking a clairvoyant about the future.

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

'Somehow, somewhere, someone's skimming the profits.'

"It'll cut into our profit margin if we encourage them to drink responsibly."

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Bailout for General Motors.

Land Of The Free And Home To A Lot Of Cheap Stuff

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

Hiree to Coffee Company Hirer: 'What are the perks?'

Volkswagen with skull face

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

Uber Out of Luck

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

"I like everything about the car except it's expression."