Steam Punk Lover Gifts

U.S.S Industry

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Beanirrito"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Nice haircut."

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Punkins

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'Punk Rock?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punkins

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Run from the hills!

Old-fashioned computer

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Nick Cave

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Tess of the Dirigibles

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

"I must have completely lost track of time."

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Australian punk

Original punks go to reunion