Steam Punk Lover Gifts

U.S.S Industry

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Beanirrito"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Punkins

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Nice haircut."

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'Punk Rock?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Run from the hills!

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Old-fashioned computer

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Original punks go to reunion

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

Tess of the Dirigibles

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

"I must have completely lost track of time."

Australian punk

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!