Steampunk Lover Gifts

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"I would like to be completely erased before starting my next job."

"What's a patent?"

"Hipsters"

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'How's that, Umpire?'

Run from the hills!

Old-fashioned computer

Nick Cave

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Leonard Nimoy

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Tess of the Dirigibles

"I must have completely lost track of time."

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

Clockwork Doll

Steampunk Santa

Steampunk

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"This is as romantic as when we were young and newly married, don't you think?"

'You have Saturday Night Fever, Wally, what you need is wine, women and song.'

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

'I know we're on planet earth but what planet are you on?'

"I'm getting sick and tired of Moog's get rick quick schemes."

Yesterday, I caught one this big!

"Hello, I'm on the train!"

Early Wristwatches

"We've known each other for a while now, so I feel it's the right time to ask – are you a psychological manifestation of my nostalgic longing of a romanticised past?"

1998: A Look Back - January & February