Steampunk Aficionado Gifts

Old-fashioned computer

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Hipsters"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Punk Rock?'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Australian punk

Tess of the Dirigibles

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Alpha males through the ages!

"I must have completely lost track of time."

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Star Wars convention...