Steampunk Aficionado Gifts

Old-fashioned computer

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Hipsters"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Punk Rock?'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Nick Cave

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Ian Dury

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Star Wars convention...

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Alpha males through the ages!

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Australian punk

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Tess of the Dirigibles

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'