Steampunk Car Lover Gifts

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cats on Board.

"Hipsters"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Old-fashioned computer

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

"I must have completely lost track of time."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Parts of an automobile

Tess of the Dirigibles

TS Motors Inc.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Dad pretends to play with child by hiding behind a cardboard cut-out.

Motorist's Swear Box

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'