Steampunk Aficionados Gifts

The Aestetico-Neuralgicon- An Aid to Delivery of Inhaled Medicines

Wrong Brothers about Wright brothers: 'They'll never get it off the ground.'

'I think the beer stein is a mistake.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"Hipsters"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Thomas Keneally

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

Old-fashioned computer

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Islington Angels.

"I must have completely lost track of time."

Tess of the Dirigibles

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

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