Steampunk Aficionados Pillows

The Aestetico-Neuralgicon- An Aid to Delivery of Inhaled Medicines

Wrong Brothers about Wright brothers: 'They'll never get it off the ground.'

'I think the beer stein is a mistake.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Hipsters"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Thomas Keneally

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

Old Book Smell

Old-fashioned computer

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Nick Cave

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"I must have completely lost track of time."

Tess of the Dirigibles

Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

We still sit in the old gum tree, and we still eat all the gumdrops we can see

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

Islington Angels.

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

Kids today

80 years ago. Food comes farms. 40 years ago. Market. Kids today don't understand. They think food comes from the supermarket. They don't realize it comes from farms. Present day. Kids today don't understand. They think food just shows up in boxes at the door. They don't realize those boxes come from stores.