Steampunk Car Lover T-Shirts

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cats on Board.

"Hipsters"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Old-fashioned computer

"Mine's camper."

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

"I must have completely lost track of time."

Tess of the Dirigibles

Parts of an automobile

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

James May

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

TS Motors Inc.

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

Motorist's Swear Box

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Dad pretends to play with child by hiding behind a cardboard cut-out.

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'