Steampunk Fan T-Shirts

Early Wristwatches

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Hipsters"

Jimi Hendrix.

"Which one's mine?"

Used wheels

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Old-fashioned computer

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Nick Cave

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"I must have completely lost track of time."

Tess of the Dirigibles

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Drunk Vampire

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Sunny and Chair

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

Mick Jagger at 95.

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Vampire practical jokes.

'That's Oog -- the poor sam invented garden tools.'

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

Steampunk

'Not the Adam Ant!'

Steampunk Santa

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

Clockwork Doll

"I'm a hunter-gatherer-hoarder."

Old Age Depression