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Tess of the Dirigibles.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Hipsters"

"Beanirrito"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Thomas Keneally

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Old-fashioned computer

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Old Book Smell

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

Nick Cave

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

We still sit in the old gum tree, and we still eat all the gumdrops we can see

Alexander Pope

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Islington Angels.

"I must have completely lost track of time."

Tess of the Dirigibles

Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

Visit a Place in your Past...

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

80 years ago. Food comes farms. 40 years ago. Market. Kids today don't understand. They think food comes from the supermarket. They don't realize it comes from farms. Present day. Kids today don't understand. They think food just shows up in boxes at the door. They don't realize those boxes come from stores.

I can't believe I fell for the old "would you like to come to my place and see my etchings?" line. How old is that line, anyway? The last time it was used successfully was by Albrecht Dürer in 1495.