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Penny Farthing in Giant Wheel Clamp.

Clockwork Doll

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Hipsters"

Those Were The Days

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"The invention of taxidermy."

The Reaper's Arms

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

The First Kite

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Toenail clipping missile.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."