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Penny Farthing in Giant Wheel Clamp.

Clockwork Doll

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Hipsters"

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

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"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

The Reaper's Arms

"The invention of taxidermy."

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

The First Kite

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Toenail clipping missile.

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'