Steampunk Sipper Gifts

Robot drinking Tea Tree Oil

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

We'll have Manhattans...

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Hipsters"

City Boy.

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

A very fine vintage

Old-fashioned computer

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

"'60 Minutes' is on."

"I must have completely lost track of time."

Tess of the Dirigibles

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"Wine not?"

Can I get you another coffee?

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'