Steampunk Sipper Gifts

Robot drinking Tea Tree Oil

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

We'll have Manhattans...

City Boy.

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Hipsters"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

A very fine vintage

Old-fashioned computer

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"'60 Minutes' is on."

Tess of the Dirigibles

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"I must have completely lost track of time."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"Wine not?"

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

Can I get you another coffee?

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Transitioning from home to office again is more difficult for some than others."