Stay-at-home Star Gifts

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Hassled Mother.

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'sugar and spice my eye.'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

Happy Brithday

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Mums coffee morning

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

Working from Home: In/Still In

"I used to be a stay-at-home dad. It was great until I had kids."

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

"Working from home again, Jerry?"

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis."

Life Tetris

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."