Stay-at-home Star Mugs

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

Hassled Mother.

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

"If we synchronize our tantrums, they'll have to stop talking. You in?"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Mums coffee morning

Happy Brithday

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

Working from Home: In/Still In

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

"Working from home again, Jerry?"

"I used to be a stay-at-home dad. It was great until I had kids."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis."