Statue Satire Supporter Pillows

"Your fly is open."

Alien David statue

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Lesser known greek gods,

Cake Free Zone

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

End the Winter Blues

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"You calm down."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Greed.

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Telekinetics on strike...

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"So, how's your scary movie?"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Paper or plastic?"

"Is your dog friendly?"