Support Group Satirist Pillows

Consultants anonymous

"Hi, I'm Jeff and I'm not an alcoholic, but I wondered if you had heard about some of the fantastic beers we have to offer at Marsham's Brewery..."

'Welcome to the first meeting of 'ugly ducklings anonymous'. And just let me begin, by dispelling any crazy ideas you may have about growing up to be swans.'

Occu-Pie Mars

They're Not Just That Into It

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

The Family Joules: Part 3

Boring Board Meeting

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

"Paper or plastic?"

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"Well of COURSE it's mostly gobble-dee-gook! Were you expecting something different?"

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"Religion, politics, sex...in this part of the world every cartoonist is free to draw whatever he wants!"

War of Words

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

"Make it look like an accident"

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'