Support Group Satirists Pillows

"I've no idea where they are - maybe they're all ill."

Occu-Pie Mars

Life is for the birds.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

End the Winter Blues

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"She's a miniature."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"It's trickle down."

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

Standard & Poor

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"You calm down."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Greed.

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Neversource"