Statue Satire Supporter Gifts

"Your fly is open."

Alien David statue

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Lesser known greek gods,

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

Cake Free Zone

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

End the Winter Blues

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

Rodin's Thinker.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

Frizzbee statue.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

"You calm down."

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Greed.

The Family Joules: Part 3

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Telekinetics on strike...

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"Is your dog friendly?"

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."