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'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Paper or plastic?"

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

"Make it look like an accident"

"Religion, politics, sex...in this part of the world every cartoonist is free to draw whatever he wants!"

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

'The gypper was up to his genua in testoons.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

'To hell with the rules.'

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

'I miss the evildoers.'

Basic Theology

"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

"See, it's right here in the pre-nup, Louise; if you walk out, I get two week severance sex."