Statistical Satire Fan Gifts

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Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Director/Action Man toy.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Trump! The Musical

What's normal?

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"You know, there are other emojis."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Putin and Zelensky

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

On the brink.

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

How am I abducting?

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Parade of Businessmen

The Snarky District

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."