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Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Director/Action Man toy.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Trump! The Musical

What's normal?

Putin and Zelensky

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"You know, there are other emojis."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

The Snarky District

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Parade of Businessmen

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

On the brink.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."