Stationary Addict Gifts

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The House of Commons.

The Invention of the Wheel

Treadmillstone

Book market

Pelobong

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"

The book that will not be denied!

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Reading room

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Trilby - 'A human nightingale'.

Duckumentary: 'QUACK!'

"So despite the strong smell of petrol you still claim that your husband, cat and budgie all spontaneously combusted?"

'I'll even throw in 30 days free towing.'

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

My Dad rides it but it doesn't go anywhere. It's sort of a metaphor for his existence.

'The following program was made possible by remixing a bunch of OTHER programs....'

Fitness Centre: Out for a Run Back in 3 Hours

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

"I'm giving up giving up!"

"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

"Regale me with more tales of the outside world."

Vladimir Nabokov.

Policeman fining man for going to fast on his exercise bike

'Have you heard when the new online season begins?'

A man has media beamed to his head with a personal satellite.