Static Cling Enthusiast T-Shirts

Woman thinks deer is held to hood of truck by static cling.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Trojan Chess

GLOO!

Clown Painting in Museum

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Coarse Fishing.

"I find this helps, when I have to tell a patient some devastating news."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

'What's it this time?'

Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'