Static Cling Enthusiast Gifts

Woman thinks deer is held to hood of truck by static cling.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Trojan Chess

Clown Painting in Museum

GLOO!

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'I tell you, Angela, there's no sight sadder than a desperate adhesives salesman...'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"I find this helps, when I have to tell a patient some devastating news."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Coarse Fishing.

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

'What's it this time?'

Steve Bruce

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'