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'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Work with me!"

"Sea animals are long since extinct but he ocean is still dangerous for swimmers!"

The whale and the plastic bottle.

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

Back to Zoom Savings

'Once upon a time there were some me with big sticks, and these men, they said to everyone else...'

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

GOP: 'I didn't come to Washington to champion the midle class! There's no money in that!'

"Mother, please!"

Warning! No Cell Phone Service Next 20 Miles.

Creation: The True Story

"I got rich by hard work. Someone else's."

'- See you when we land, Simkins. I'm travelling First Class and I booked you economy, of course...'

Pass It Down Economics...

"I publish unfettered on the web."

"This is a tough hockey league. I'm just the team's webmaster."

"I'll have the 7."

"ER says she was Googling diseases."

"My ocean cousin is coming to visit. I thought I'd make him feel at home."

"I what way do you see your Chronic Fatigue Syndrome affect your job?"

Genteel man in spacious conservatory, depicted next to family in a cramped garret: 'What the people can want with a crystal palace on Sundays, I can't think! Surely they ought to be contented with their church and then home afterwards.'

"Uh, back to Sea World?"