Starting Internet Use Gifts

"We come out and serenade all first time web users."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Right click for yes...

Moses on the web

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Evolution.

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Wifi in Hell

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Likes: $2.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Obsession with the Internet.

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"OMG, LOL!"