Starting A Wellness Journey Gifts

"Enrol now, meditation course."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Be Healthy

On the back of the t-shirt...

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Exercise Bars

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Dieting Motivation.

Guy in gym

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

Jogging...

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'