Starting A Website Gifts

"What do I want to be when I grow up? See the FAQ page on my website."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Robot Parts $5

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

' A good idea '

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Selling lemon latt�

6 Brothers Falafel

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

The Rubber Ball Company

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Likes: $2.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Teamwork!

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'