Launching A Website Gifts

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

' A good idea '

Pipe Dream.

Likes: $2.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Networking

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Opening the door to new customers

At the suit makers

Internet.

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'Superstock'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"I love fast break business success."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

S.S.dot.com

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

'Let me present today's speaker.'

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

Woman out on limb