Launching A Website Gifts

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

' A good idea '

Pipe Dream.

Likes: $2.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Networking

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

At the suit makers

Opening the door to new customers

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

"I love fast break business success."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'Superstock'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

S.S.dot.com

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

'Let me present today's speaker.'

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

Open Source.

Woman out on limb