Launching A Personal Website Gifts

'www.johnlint.com. Pleased to meet you.'

' A good idea '

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Likes: $2.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'Superstock'

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"Ma didn't want to leave out anyone."

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

'After sinking all our money into our website, we couldn't afford to finish our building.'

'When things are slow'

'I see your site doesn't have a 'like' button. The good news is it doesn't need one.'

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

'This company started from scratch.'

'Make love to me - I want to launch a range of baby and maternity wear.'

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'