Starting A Tutoring Job Gifts

"I called them to ask for a raise!"

A Puppet Named Juan

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Evil Exams!

"How was work?"

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'Home Schooling'

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Technologies and distance classes

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

School. Learning is a lifelong process. It's only the graduation ceremonies that end.