Tutoring Gifts

'Correct...Now do it again, and this time, with feeling.'

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

"We help the student qualify for one of the major tutoring centers."

"The tutor is for me. I hired him to help me so I can help our son with his homework. To be honest, I should just stay out of it."

"I called them to ask for a raise!"

"Dad, if you don't know the answer to this algebra question...just say so."

"Dad, can you do my math homework for me tonight?"

"Doing some homework? Need any help?"

"Getting into a good grammar is getting harder and it's worse now that the government is prioritising 'normal working families'."

"Dad, can you double-check my homework."

"How was work?"

"How'd you do on that math assignment we helped you with?"

"Yes! Another report card with nothing but A's! I can start tutoring first-graders now!"

"Okay, I'll explain the math problem to you one more time, Daddy..then I've got to finish my homework, okay!"

Home tutor

"Does every chapter of yours need to include a vegetable?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

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