Starting A New Flat-sharing Arrangement Pillows

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

LAY ZEE FUK

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"You've changed."

Cat Towels

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Love is when you watch television together.

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Layer cake

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

Pyjama party

"You're hogging the covers again!"

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Bed Seasons

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

Unconditional Loveseat

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."