Living In Flats Pillows

". . . And the winner of the flat-race season is 74c, Everard Mansions. . ."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Wifi in Hell

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Hoodie Hang-out

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

No Immediate Danger

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Packed like sardines

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Is Driving Doomed?

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right