Moving Into First Flat Pillows

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Too bright."

A DIY disaster.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Moving in

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

Shakespeare Street

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"I rented out the basement."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'We know you have a cat.'

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

'No it's still not fixed'

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."