Starting A Garden Patio T-Shirts

'I thought we were going to dine with Al Frasco!'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"First time pruning?"

Cat Nip.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Canape?

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Do you have anything bigger?

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Raining

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Planting veggies

Man transplants plant in his garden.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"You must have a green thumb."

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"Who like 'em well done?"

House plants

Gardener

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Tree Squirrel

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

"What are you growing?"

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."