Starting A Garden Patio Gifts

'I thought we were going to dine with Al Frasco!'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cat Nip.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"First time pruning?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Canape?

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Do you have anything bigger?

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Raining

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Planting veggies

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

We practically live out here in the summer.

House plants

What your house plant says about you...

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Gardener

"Who like 'em well done?"

Tree Squirrel

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."