Starter Ceo Gifts

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robot Parts $5

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"He likes it."

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Boom

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"Never mind devices - we need to establish a 'bring your own funding' policy."

S.S.dot.com

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"I'm appointing you head of marketing...your first job is to come up with something we can market...and to who??"

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

'Wow, my own desk!'

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'