Starfish Seer Gifts

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Dolphin

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

A word from James Cameron. . .

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

A self-filling prophecy.

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"I'll be right back."

"We're luckier than most people..."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

The Specimen Hunter

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Sorry I'm late'

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.