Starfish Seer Prints

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Dolphin

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"I'll be right back."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

The Specimen Hunter

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"We're luckier than most people..."

A self-filling prophecy.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'Sorry I'm late'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."