Snowfall Seer Gifts

Old Man Winter

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Happy Hour

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Clown Skis.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

Snow is falling...

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

Skier.

Freezing

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Cold Beers and Skiers

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

A self-filling prophecy.

"I'll be right back."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'And it continues to fall! This is the big chill! The wintery whiteout! The new Ice Age! Snowageddon!'

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."