Star Wars Day Gifts

Between Sequels: 'May the sauce be with you.'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move. And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty. This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day. No way any movie can live up to this hype. Star-Wars-Day is almost upon us. We are about to embark upon the great crusade ...

"Use the force!"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

The Pink Bantha

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Dancing with the Star Wars

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

Star Wars Audience

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Luke Skywalker- Matrimonial Law

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

Luke Sleepwalker...

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Nethead strip: Personality of a computer nerd #2

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

'OK, one more time. The first 'Star Wars' movie was 'Star Wars: IV'.'Star Wars:V' was the second movie...'

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

Jar wars

Barack Skywalker

Letsby Avenue

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

Darth Vader at the hair salon

Star Wars convention...

The Last Jedi dvd is going to have fourteen deleted scenes! Horrible mistake. The confident creator releases his work to the world and says This is it. This is what I want to show you. He doesn't then show you all the stuff he might have put in the story. Did Prince release the deleted stanza from Little Red Corvette where he also compared her to a Ford Pinto? Wait ... Prince compared a sexy lady to a Ford Pinto? Who knows? That's my point. Aren't you glad you don't know what?

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope