Star Signs Fan Gifts

"I've always felt I was a Taurus trapped in a Libra's body."

Football

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

The Goalkeeper

Children playing football.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"So what do you do for a living?"

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Football Planet

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.'

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

"Forget consumer confidence, what we need is consumer gullibility."

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

Edinson Cavani

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

Woman taking keys of her husband who has been eaten by a snake.

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

The Last Jerseys.

What a team!

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

While no one was looking, Wanda placed a decal with her name on it on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.