Star Charts Gifts

"You had me at sextile moon."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Robert Fripp

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Freddie Mercury

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Soaring Profits

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"I love your optimism."

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

Jimi Hendrix.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

Ray Davies

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

Graph

Ringo Starr

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

'Damn! McGee's good!'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Viggo Mortensen

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'