"What time does the outdoors close?"
Stars Gifts
Searching for star-inspired gifts? Whether you're shopping for a space lover, astrology enthusiast, or someone who finds magic in the night sky, our collection offers charming and whimsical options. From starry prints to cosmic mugs and celestial t-shirts, find the perfect gift to send a little stardust their way and make their, or your, galaxy a little brighter.
The obesity epidemic is really spreading. Orion just added a notch to his belt.
Al, you look nonplussed. I just heard that they discovered a new astrological sign, and my birthday now falls under the sign of the jackass.
"Scarlett Johansson"? Look, pal, I'm a wishing star, not a miracle-working star!
"A shooting star! Make a wish, Billy, you ugly doofus."
'So, Commander - what can you tell us about your secret mission to study Earth's shooting stars?' - 'No comet.'
God creating the galaxy.
Three kings with a shooting star
Gracie for Queen...of the universe.
"Like the stars in the Universe, he's beyond comprehension."
'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'
"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."
Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!
Taking a peek at the audience
Jack Gleeson
Ice skater
Eric Clapton.
Grade 2 Cellist
Soaring Profits
Ladies
'Which one is named after me?'
"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."
Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore
'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'
Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.
I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.
Doctor Bartolo
Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.
Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics! (Published originally on February 9, 2013).
"I got the part, but I play a waiter."
'Damn! McGee's good!'
"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"
Von Trapp family masks
'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'
'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'
Stars Gifts Collection
Stars Mugs
Looking for a stellar mug? Explore our star-themed designs and find the perfect cosmic cup to brighten your mornings or gift to a fellow sky lover.
Stars Pillows
Bring the night sky indoors with our starry pillows—ideal for creating a peaceful, celestial-inspired space at home or as a thoughtful gift.
Stars Prints
Decorate your space with our star-themed prints—each piece captures the wonder of the cosmos and adds a touch of celestial magic to any room.
Stars T-Shirts
Discover our universe of star-inspired t-shirts, perfect for adding a celestial touch to your casual wardrobe or gifting a fellow stargazer.