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"What time does the outdoors close?"

"A shooting star! Make a wish, Billy, you ugly doofus."

'So, Commander - what can you tell us about your secret mission to study Earth's shooting stars?' - 'No comet.'

God creating the galaxy.

Three kings with a shooting star

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Like the stars in the Universe, he's beyond comprehension."

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Taking a peek at the audience

Ice skater

Grade 2 Cellist

Soaring Profits

Ladies

'Which one is named after me?'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Doctor Bartolo

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'Damn! McGee's good!'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Von Trapp family masks

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Bow

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

The Masked Singer