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'Which one is named after me?'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Baby name suggestions.

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Naming that Impala

"Sinead?!"

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'My other baby is Mercedes'

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

What really became of the boy named Sue.

God creating the galaxy.

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

'Well that's certainly new!'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'