Star Naming Prints

'Which one is named after me?'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Baby name suggestions.

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Naming that Impala

God creating the galaxy.

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

"Sinead?!"

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

'Well that's certainly new!'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

Graduate of 2021

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."