Star-naming Savant Prints

"That one there's Sammy the Bull, over there is Frankie the Scorpion...."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'Which one is named after me?'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Man painting MOM on boat

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Well, you have your fantasies, I have mine.

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

Oberserving asteroids.

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

Rocket

The Planet Ewe-ranus.

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

'I make a great business consultant because I'm too smart to have a business of my own.'

Is someone trying to tell us something..?

"And if I move Mercury over here, all the Libras go nuts."

"Here it is, world! Extra-terrestrial intelligence! Me!"

'Look, director, there it is again. It appears every spring.'

"Is that it? Blood Moon! I'm somewhat disappointed!"

Real estate agent showing observatory: 'You were looking for something with a view?'

"It's so hot. Wonder if we can get the Big Dipper to pour some water out on us."

'And what kind of parents name a kid 'cheese'.'

'I strongly believe in astrology. My star sign is lion and yours is...ummmh...breakfast!